People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky. (Mitch Hedberg)

People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.

Mitch Hedberg

Related topics

dog life people sit sitting teach thought trick dogs

Related quotes

There is the view that poetry should improve your life. I think people confuse it with the Salvation Army. View quote
John Ashbery
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them. View quote
P. G. Wodehouse
Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that. View quote
Bill Shankly
You can have everything in life you want, if you will just help other people get what they want. View quote
Zig Ziglar
If I think more about death than some other people, it is probably because I love life more than they do. View quote
Angelina Jolie