All short women have a delayed fuse. Marry a taller woman: My wife was an inch or two taller than me; it's a sign of security. (Mel Brooks)

All short women have a delayed fuse. Marry a taller woman: My wife was an inch or two taller than me; it's a sign of security.

Mel Brooks

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