If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it. (Louis C.K.)

If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.

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