My wife used to tell me one of my best qualities was that my feet don't smell, but I remember my brother's did when we were kids. (Jack Prelutsky)

My wife used to tell me one of my best qualities was that my feet don't smell, but I remember my brother's did when we were kids.

Jack Prelutsky

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