I won't do something unless I can get at least two or three good laughs out of it. If I can't, it's not gonna make the team. (Jerry Seinfeld)

I won't do something unless I can get at least two or three good laughs out of it. If I can't, it's not gonna make the team.

Jerry Seinfeld

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