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It's like a pylon. It's like a pylon.
Karl Pilkington
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Comedy's really subjective, you know; that's why it's so hard.
Karl Pilkington
It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
Karl Pilkington
They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn't anything else drown it out at the time?
Karl Pilkington
They keep saying that sea levels are rising an' all this. It's nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it's because there's too many fish in it. Get rid of some of the fish and the water will drop. Simple. Basic science.
Karl Pilkington
If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
Karl Pilkington