This is what he said, "When I have sex,
I'm always thinkin' 'bout the pavement
So I can avoid premature ejaculation."
I got up remembering to thank him
Better things to do, so I'll start drinkin' now. (Modest Mouse)

This is what he said, "When I have sex, I'm always thinkin' 'bout the pavement So I can avoid premature ejaculation." I got up remembering to thank him Better things to do, so I'll start drinkin' now.

Modest Mouse

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