Handy, jun. Zounds, the room's in a blaze!
Sir Abel. Don't say so, Bob.
Handy, jun. What's to be done? Where's your famous preparation for extinguishing flames?
Sir Abel. It is not mixed.
Handy, jun. Where's your fire escape?
Sir Abel. It is not fixed.
Handy, jun. Where's your patent fire engine?
Sir Abel. 'Tis on the road.
Handy, jun. Well, you are never at a loss.
Sir Abel. Never.
Handy, jun. What's to be done?
Sir Abel. I don't know. (Thomas Morton (playwright))

Handy, jun. Zounds, the room's in a blaze! Sir Abel. Don't say so, Bob. Handy, jun. What's to be done? Where's your famous preparation for extinguishing flames? Sir Abel. It is not mixed. Handy, jun. Where's your fire escape? Sir Abel. It is not fixed. Handy, jun. Where's your patent fire engine? Sir Abel. 'Tis on the road. Handy, jun. Well, you are never at a loss. Sir Abel. Never. Handy, jun. What's to be done? Sir Abel. I don't know.

Thomas Morton (playwright)

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