Here's to the people we've met,
And to the people we've fucked,
And to those of us
Who've had no such luck.

Here's to beer in the glass,
And vodka in the cup.
Here's to pokin' her in the ass
So she won't get knocked up.

Here's to all of you,
And here's to me,
Together as friends
we'll always be.

But if we should ever disagree,
Then FUCK ALL OF YOU, HERE'S TO ME! (Tucker Max)

Here's to the people we've met, And to the people we've fucked, And to those of us Who've had no such luck. Here's to beer in the glass, And vodka in the cup. Here's to pokin' her in the ass So she won't get knocked up. Here's to all of you, And here's to me, Together as friends we'll always be. But if we should ever disagree, Then FUCK ALL OF YOU, HERE'S TO ME!

Tucker Max

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