Because the scientific method tells us what's true," I say.
"No, it doesn't," he says.
"Does it not?"
"No," he says. "It's bollocks."
"Right," I say, slightly startled. "It's bollocks?"
I wonder, if science is bollocks, how his TV came to exist.
"It's not that all science is bollocks," he decides. "The basis of the way science judges reality is bollocks.