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Jack Handey - IF YOU ever drop your keys into a river...
IF YOU ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone. (Jack Handey)

IF YOU ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone.

Jack Handey

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