Mr. Fields, could you tell me the reason for your well-known aversion to water?” "Delighted, my dear,” he replied with suddenly increased bonhomie. "Never touch the stuff-very unhealthy. Fish fuck in it. (W. C. Fields)

Mr. Fields, could you tell me the reason for your well-known aversion to water?” "Delighted, my dear,” he replied with suddenly increased bonhomie. "Never touch the stuff-very unhealthy. Fish fuck in it.

W. C. Fields

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