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Craig Ferguson - [reading an email] "Dear Craig, ......

[reading an email] "Dear Craig, ... are your letters written by your writers?" No. "Does this make me one of your writers?" (ponders) Yes. "Why haven't I been paid?" Because you're one of my writers! (Craig Ferguson)

[reading an email] "Dear Craig, ... are your letters written by your writers?" No. "Does this make me one of your writers?" (ponders) Yes. "Why haven't I been paid?" Because you're one of my writers!

Craig Ferguson

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