They'll drop a cage into the water, and the shark'll be. like, "What you doin' down 'ere? What you fuckin' doin' down 'ere?" And they'll get a bit of meat on a stick and go "Oy! Wanker! Bleurgh!" And they'll go "Oh, is that for me?" [pretends to shove meat in shark's mouth] "You fuckin'..." (Lee Evans (comedian))

They'll drop a cage into the water, and the shark'll be. like, "What you doin' down 'ere? What you fuckin' doin' down 'ere?" And they'll get a bit of meat on a stick and go "Oy! Wanker! Bleurgh!" And they'll go "Oh, is that for me?" [pretends to shove meat in shark's mouth] "You fuckin'..."

Lee Evans (comedian)

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