I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful I like birds, bees, I like people I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful... Like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in pre-school! (Eminem)

I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful I like birds, bees, I like people I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful... Like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in pre-school!

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