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Dave Barry - In sports, the U.S. Open is not actually...
In sports, the U.S. Open is not actually held because it's more efficient just to mail the check to Tiger Woods. (Dave Barry)

In sports, the U.S. Open is not actually held because it's more efficient just to mail the check to Tiger Woods.

Dave Barry

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