So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.' (Tommy Cooper)

So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'

Tommy Cooper

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