It is so expensive to take care of my hair and keep it looking like I was born with it, when my real hair is the color of rat fur. (Samantha Bee)

It is so expensive to take care of my hair and keep it looking like I was born with it, when my real hair is the color of rat fur.

Samantha Bee

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