Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed. (P. J. O'Rourke)

Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed.

P. J. O'Rourke

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