My mother tells this story that when I first went to school, I thought I was going to help the teachers. I didn't realise I was going to get educated. (Moon Unit Zappa)

My mother tells this story that when I first went to school, I thought I was going to help the teachers. I didn't realise I was going to get educated.

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