They asked me why I was wearing heels, and I said, I'm trying to hide my ass. They gave me a prosthetic behind. (Michael Rosenbaum)

They asked me why I was wearing heels, and I said, I'm trying to hide my ass. They gave me a prosthetic behind.

Michael Rosenbaum

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