I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this. (Julia Sweeney)

I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this.

Julia Sweeney

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