Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane. (Johnny Vegas)

Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane.

Johnny Vegas

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