If Jesus were here today, he wouldn't be riding around on a donkey. He'd be taking a plane, he'd be using the media. (Joel Osteen)

If Jesus were here today, he wouldn't be riding around on a donkey. He'd be taking a plane, he'd be using the media.

Joel Osteen

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