The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, 'Why didn't you do that when you were on television?' (Conan O'Brien)

The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, 'Why didn't you do that when you were on television?'

Conan O'Brien

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