I collect watches because I'm always late, and I need to know exactly how late I'm going to be - in order to come up with a good excuse. (Colin Hanks)

I collect watches because I'm always late, and I need to know exactly how late I'm going to be - in order to come up with a good excuse.

Colin Hanks

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