Quotesdtb.com
Home
Authors
Quotes of the day
Top quotes
Topics
As a comic, I've heard gunshots while I'm trying to get to sleep. I've performed where people wanted to do you harm after the show because of something you said.
Billy Gardell
Related topics
comic
harm
people
say
show
sleep
something
trying
while
Related quotes
I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to.
Dave Barry
Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.
Robert Frost
Just let me go, we have to be able to criticize what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if you're not trying to make something better, then as far as I can tell, you are just in the way.
Ani DiFranco
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
Douglas Adams
Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
Helen Rowland