I'm Muslim the way many of my Jewish friends are Jewish: I avoid pork, and I take the big holidays off. (Aasif Mandvi)

I'm Muslim the way many of my Jewish friends are Jewish: I avoid pork, and I take the big holidays off.

Aasif Mandvi

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