Dear reader dearest inscrutable listener inscrutably harking or regrettably more likely not harking except in that chamber in me that posits you with me every moment I'm speaking or trying to speak
Dear reader who may or may not be with me I still remember how once you weren't here at all so I'd make up a mythical listener and there were good sides to that because I myself could choose
the degree of your presence the level of your attention from zero to fifty but then before I knew it you were somehow actually with me though it's still a mystery as to why you decided to join me.