I've been good, I've been bad-nothing gets her attention. What am I supposed to do, sacrifice a goat?”
"Perhaps you should start a religion. You know-reveal your mother to the world.”
"How can I reveal her when I don't know what she's like? (James K. Morrow)

I've been good, I've been bad-nothing gets her attention. What am I supposed to do, sacrifice a goat?” "Perhaps you should start a religion. You know-reveal your mother to the world.” "How can I reveal her when I don't know what she's like?

James K. Morrow

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