Never act like you want it, darlin'. Act like you wouldn't own it if they paid you. Tell them it's dirty, broken... a useless thing. Then make an offer. (Billie Letts)

Never act like you want it, darlin'. Act like you wouldn't own it if they paid you. Tell them it's dirty, broken... a useless thing. Then make an offer.

Billie Letts

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