Screw reality. It don't feed my dog. It don't make my Porsche payments. It don't get me laid. Bullshit does that...and I like it that way. (Leo) (Sherrilyn Kenyon)

Screw reality. It don't feed my dog. It don't make my Porsche payments. It don't get me laid. Bullshit does that...and I like it that way. (Leo)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

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