I guess nothing puts a damper on a one-night stand as much as your friend pointing out all the opportunities where you might have been killed. (Mindy Kaling)

I guess nothing puts a damper on a one-night stand as much as your friend pointing out all the opportunities where you might have been killed.

Mindy Kaling

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