Just because i know how to change a guys oil doesn't mean i want to spend the rest of my life on my back, staring up his undercarriage. (Janet Evanovich)

Just because i know how to change a guys oil doesn't mean i want to spend the rest of my life on my back, staring up his undercarriage.

Janet Evanovich

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