My wife stood up in the stirrups, grabbed my bottom lip and said "I want morphine!" I said "But, dear -" [vigorously breathing]. She said "You shut up! YOU did this to me!" And on the next contraction she told everybody in the delivery room that my parents were never married. (Bill Cosby)

My wife stood up in the stirrups, grabbed my bottom lip and said "I want morphine!" I said "But, dear -" [vigorously breathing]. She said "You shut up! YOU did this to me!" And on the next contraction she told everybody in the delivery room that my parents were never married.

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