I'm supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.

Without a moment's hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: "It depends on if you're drinking or pouring. (Bill Cosby)

I'm supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her. Without a moment's hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: "It depends on if you're drinking or pouring.

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