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Rip Taylor - I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's...
I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens. (Rip Taylor)

I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens.

Rip Taylor

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