On My First Driving Lesson "First things first: A car has five gears. What is that smell?...Okay, first thing before that first thing: Farting in a car that's not moving makes you an asshole. (Justin Halpern)

On My First Driving Lesson "First things first: A car has five gears. What is that smell?...Okay, first thing before that first thing: Farting in a car that's not moving makes you an asshole.

Justin Halpern

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