Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing. (Faina Ranevskaya)

Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.

Faina Ranevskaya

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