He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you. (Christopher Moore (author))

He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you.

Christopher Moore (author)

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