I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. (Rodney Dangerfield)

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

Rodney Dangerfield

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