My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant. (Margaret Cho)

My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant.

Margaret Cho

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