My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe. (Emo Philips)

My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.

Emo Philips

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