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Steven Wright - I wish the first word I ever said was...

I wish the first word I ever said was the word "quote," so right before I die I could say "unquote." (Steven Wright)

I wish the first word I ever said was the word "quote," so right before I die I could say "unquote."

Steven Wright

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