Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really. (Robin Williams)

Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.

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