When my wife told me that she was anal, I thought, "Great." Turns out, there are two different kinds of "anal"... And she's the wrong one. (Ron White)

When my wife told me that she was anal, I thought, "Great." Turns out, there are two different kinds of "anal"... And she's the wrong one.

Ron White

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