The hell with the human race!” said Beatrice. "You're a member of it, you know,” said Rumfoord. "Then I'd like to put in for a transfer to the chimpanzees!” said Beatrice. "No chimpanzee husband would stand by while his wife lost all her coconuts. (Kurt Vonnegut)

The hell with the human race!” said Beatrice. "You're a member of it, you know,” said Rumfoord. "Then I'd like to put in for a transfer to the chimpanzees!” said Beatrice. "No chimpanzee husband would stand by while his wife lost all her coconuts.

Kurt Vonnegut

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