So far, the game has done a really good job of not throwing a lot of jumpscares at me, and that worries me even more. [goes to open door] If you blow your load too quickly with jumpscares-" [TB opens door. Cue jumpscare. ] "AHHHHH! Jesus Christ. F**k! I hate you so much right now! God-dammit! Anyway! (TotalBiscuit)

So far, the game has done a really good job of not throwing a lot of jumpscares at me, and that worries me even more. [goes to open door] If you blow your load too quickly with jumpscares-" [TB opens door. Cue jumpscare. ] "AHHHHH! Jesus Christ. F**k! I hate you so much right now! God-dammit! Anyway!

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