Warning: Undefined array key "visitor_referer_type" in /var/www/vhosts/wordinf.com/core/app/libraries/Core.php on line 98 Charles Stross - I promise not to hammer a stake...
I promise not to hammer a stake through your heart or set you on fire, as long as you promise not to rip my throat out. Okay? We in the twenty-first century have this marvelous technical innovation; it's called civilization, and it means we don't have to make promises like that to everyone we meet because we can usually take it for granted.