"We live in strange times. I'm fertile right now. I can tell. No more condoms for you, tiger."... [Doob] was already thinking about the videos he was going to make to teach his baby about calculus when he climaxed. (Neal Stephenson)

"We live in strange times. I'm fertile right now. I can tell. No more condoms for you, tiger."... [Doob] was already thinking about the videos he was going to make to teach his baby about calculus when he climaxed.

Neal Stephenson

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